Here’s my latest drawing, titled Your Mother is Disappointed in you, and so am I. I named it after you. Yes, YOU. Your mother told me to tell you that you can do so much better. Anyway, this one took 8 hours and 41 minutes to make, completed in about a week. That’s a personal best. My mother is so proud. Unlike yours.
You can find this, and many other works, on my deviantart page.